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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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The Titanic didn't sink by hitting an iceberg, it really hit Chuck Norris' chin as he was making his usual laps around the North Atlantic 
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. 
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move. 
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball
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Hey what about this one, "If mama aint happy aint nobody happy, if Chuck Norris aint happy everybodys dead!"
A little gory for a church website, I know
A little gory for a church website, I know
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Behinde every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Hey if any of you guys need a page of Chuck Norris jokes I can get you some.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also smell hope as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also smell hope as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris. 
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Some believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down 
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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' pc will crash
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can accually roundhouse kick you yesterday
Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger because Chuck Norris doesn't run
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can accually roundhouse kick you yesterday
Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger because Chuck Norris doesn't run
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
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Yes Jenny everyone has heard that before 
what is the last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
what is the last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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I have a new joke, but I know EVERYONE has heard of it.....
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.....too bad he has never cried.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.....too bad he has never cried.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Hey! Did you know that Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Ray Norris?
Today's Chuck Norris forecast: Cloudy with a 90% chance of pain
Today's Chuck Norris forecast: Cloudy with a 90% chance of pain
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Did you know that Chuck Norris's birthday is today? He is 69 years old! Seriously, I heard that on the radio this morning and couldn't wait to post it! 
March used to only have 30 days until Chuck Norris was born, so they added in an extra day just to celebrate his birth...
OK, I made that up but seriously, it really is his birthday!
March used to only have 30 days until Chuck Norris was born, so they added in an extra day just to celebrate his birth...OK, I made that up but seriously, it really is his birthday!
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When Chuck Norris talks everybody listens then dies
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris, instead they grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris, instead they grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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