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    Post  J cenami13 on Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:40 pm

    Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.


    The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there then the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Sad
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    Post  Admin on Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:30 pm

    Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.

    Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:11 pm

    The leading causes of death in the United States are:
    1. heart disease
    2. Chuck Norris
    3. Cancer


    Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody mentions the twelfth ingredient: fear
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    Post  Admin on Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:26 am

    Nice, I saw this video on there too..

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/1478/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-young-chuck-norris

    Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:41 pm

    Hey go onto google and type in the 12 days of Chuck Norris.

    On the first day of Christmas Chuck Norris gave to me only one second to flee. santa
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    Post  Admin on Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:54 pm

    Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.


    Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:12 pm

    If superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space Chuck Norris would be the winner.

    Althought it is not common knowledge there are actually three sides to the force the light side the dark side and Chuck Norris
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    Post  ShellyJ on Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:52 pm

    Chuck Norris would want to be a pharmacist to make money of course! Round house kicking doesn't earn much these days... study
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    Post  J cenami13 on Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:40 pm

    hey Shelly thats great but why would Chuck Norris want to be a phamasist?

    The opening scene of the movie 'Saving Private Ryan' is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

    The continents didn't drift apart they heard Chuck Norris was going to be in America so they all ran away.
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    Post  Admin on Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:43 pm

    Nice one Shelly, nice picture too, I bet you can't top my pic though! I though I would wear a bag over my head when burning trash and I tripped and fell in the fire...then had someone take a picture... scratch
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    Post  ShellyJ on Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:49 am

    Did you know that Chuck Norris wanted to be a pharmacist? He was so dumb that I flunked him out of my class three times so now he just has to roundhouse kick people to take out his frustration! affraid
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    Post  Admin on Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:37 am

    Very nice picture, I like it!

    Do you know how giraffes were born? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the neck!
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    Post  J cenami13 on Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:47 pm

    Hey Travis I got a better picture.

    When Chuck norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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    Post  Admin on Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:28 pm

    Hey guys I updated more of the site, go to the green room upcoming trips and there is info on the zoo and the past trips you can download a video of them!

    Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters, if by 'knit' you mean kick and by 'sweaters' you mean babies. Sad
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    Post  J cenami13 on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:51 pm

    No one agrees Jenny because we have so many more. haha


    If You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on google it doesn't say "did you mean Chuck Norris" it says "run before he finds you"
    (This one is not like the one if you put Find Chuck Norris into google totaly different)
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    Post  jenster on Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:52 pm

    I stand behind my scrabble joke. Thank you very much.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:27 pm

    I agree, everything will be fine as long as Jenny is still in 2nd place!

    Chuck Norris put Humpty Dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck Norris dined on scrambled eggs with all the kings horses and all the kings men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of the death to be a roundhouse kick in the face. There is only one king.


    and I belive Jack wins the picture!!!!!!!!!
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    Post  Admin on Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:22 pm

    Jenny does win first place in the picture category king , or does that mean that Jack wins?
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    Post  Admin on Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:20 pm

    Very well...we are tied cheers (as long as Jenny is 2nd place!) hahaha

    Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow Suspect

    I think I figured out the time problem with the posts, before all the times were goofy but now it's all good...I think
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    Re: Chuck Norris Jokes...

    Post  J cenami13 on Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:58 pm

    Okay guys what is up with that and I can't say anyone wins because I have heard all of them already! Razz

    Anyway I think we should keep putting Chuck Norris jokes. and if you guys want to fight about it I have something that will make it better, me and Travis are tied for first place and Jenny you are still your second place all better now?

    In fine print on the Guinnesss book of world records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris and those in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotton. Very Happy
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    Post  Admin on Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:30 am

    Your scrabble joke is like the least hilarious out of all jokes... and when I saw your post this morning, I saw a button where I can ban you from the forum! You better say I win!! C'mon, orange juice out of a banana?! Laughing <that guy is laughing...
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    Re: Chuck Norris Jokes...

    Post  jenster on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:17 pm

    I'm going to say Jessica wins!! Sorry Trav, she really is the master of Chuck Norris jokes!
    but I come in 2nd with my amazing scrabble joke.....right, huh?
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    Re: Chuck Norris Jokes...

    Post  J cenami13 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:14 pm

    A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and if you park there you will become handicapped.


    Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just never his own silent
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    Post  Admin on Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:27 pm

    Chuck Norris invented the tooth fairy, as a way to compensate for round house kicking everybody to the face. rabbit

    Chuck norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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    Re: Chuck Norris Jokes...

    Post  J cenami13 on Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:41 pm

    I think that would be great and your picture is awsome Jenny.

    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is he always says two seconds till, but by the time you ask two seconds till what he has already roundhouse kicked you in the face. pirat

    There is no theory of evelution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. elephant

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