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    Post  Admin on Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:17 am

    Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Crying or Very sad
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    Post  J cenami13 on Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:29 pm

    Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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    Post  jenniferv on Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:38 pm

    The Titanic didn't sink by hitting an iceberg, it really hit Chuck Norris' chin as he was making his usual laps around the North Atlantic afro
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    Post  J cenami13 on Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:26 pm

    When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
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    Post  Admin on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:32 pm

    There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Mad
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    Post  J cenami13 on Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:03 pm

    Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move. lol!
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    Post  jenniferv on Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:32 pm

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.jocolor
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    Post  J cenami13 on Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:23 am

    Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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    Post  Admin on Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:59 pm

    Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball
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    Post  jenster on Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:06 pm

    Hey what about this one, "If mama aint happy aint nobody happy, if Chuck Norris aint happy everybodys dead!"

    A little gory for a church website, I know
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    Post  J cenami13 on Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:50 am

    Behinde every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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    Post  Admin on Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:11 pm

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt. pirat
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    Post  jenniferv on Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:41 pm

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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    Post  J cenami13 on Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:33 pm

    Hey if any of you guys need a page of Chuck Norris jokes I can get you some.


    Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also smell hope as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. Shocked
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    Post  jenniferv on Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:22 pm

    Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris. Cool
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    Post  Admin on Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:16 pm

    Some believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:17 pm

    crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down affraid lol!
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    Post  J cenami13 on Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:37 pm

    Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' pc will crash



    According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can accually roundhouse kick you yesterday


    Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger because Chuck Norris doesn't run
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    Post  Admin on Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:45 am

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

    Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists. pig
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    Re: Chuck Norris Jokes...

    Post  J cenami13 on Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:58 pm

    Yes Jenny everyone has heard that before Sleep

    what is the last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales. afro
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    Post  jenster on Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:36 pm

    I have a new joke, but I know EVERYONE has heard of it.....

    Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.....too bad he has never cried.

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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    Post  ShellyJ on Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:25 pm

    Hey! Did you know that Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Ray Norris?
    Today's Chuck Norris forecast: Cloudy with a 90% chance of pain Rolling Eyes
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    Post  ShellyJ on Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:37 am

    Did you know that Chuck Norris's birthday is today? He is 69 years old! Seriously, I heard that on the radio this morning and couldn't wait to post it! drunken March used to only have 30 days until Chuck Norris was born, so they added in an extra day just to celebrate his birth...
    OK, I made that up but seriously, it really is his birthday!
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    Re: Chuck Norris Jokes...

    Post  J cenami13 on Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:30 pm

    When Chuck Norris talks everybody listens then dies




    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris, instead they grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris
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    Post  Admin on Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:23 am

    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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