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    Post  J cenami13 on Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:36 pm

    Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of pain.
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    Post  jenniferv on Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:21 pm

    China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:24 pm

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars thats why there is no life there.

    There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first. Shocked
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    Post  jenniferv on Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:13 pm

    Google no longer runs searches on Chuck Norris
    You dont find chuck norris,
    Chuck Norris finds you! afro
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    Post  Admin on Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:22 am

    Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires. flower

    When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Sun May 31, 2009 1:13 pm

    We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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    Post  Admin on Sat May 30, 2009 9:42 am

    Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Thu May 28, 2009 12:54 pm

    Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet Chuck Norris is on.
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    Post  Admin on Sun May 24, 2009 8:23 am

    Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts

    Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Sat May 23, 2009 7:04 pm

    The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence. Shocked


    Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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    Post  Admin on Mon May 18, 2009 10:22 pm

    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

    Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Wed May 13, 2009 7:30 pm

    If you work in an office with Chuck Norris don't ask him for his three hole punch.
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    Post  Admin on Sat May 02, 2009 9:56 am

    Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail
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    Post  J cenami13 on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:06 pm

    Chuck Norris eats steak for every songle meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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    Post  Admin on Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:50 pm

    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. affraid
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    Post  jenniferv on Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:33 pm

    Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse cherry
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    Post  J cenami13 on Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:06 pm

    The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death. Mad
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    Post  Admin on Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:17 pm

    Sad Chuck Norris makes onions cry! Sad
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    Post  J cenami13 on Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:57 pm

    The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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    Post  jenniferv on Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:16 pm

    There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. clown
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    Post  Admin on Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:52 pm

    Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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    Post  J cenami13 on Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:22 am

    How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one from Chuck Norris.
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    Post  jenniferv on Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:40 pm

    A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Laughing
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    Post  jenniferv on Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:15 pm

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. What a Face
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    Post  J cenami13 on Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:07 pm

    Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds

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